Monday, January 3, 2011

Suck - Vampires Rock

Well, several hours ago, I knew NOTHING about this flick - for the first time in almost 3 years (according to the girl at the counter) I was wondering through the local video store. Then I happened upon this little gem: Suck - Vampires Rock


So, whats the big deal, I hear you ask? The cast! Let's see: Alice Cooper (Bartender and 'Vampire Dream Spirit') - Malcom McDowell (Vampire Hunter) - Iggy Pop (Recording Engineer and 'Life Guide') - Henry Rollins (Radio Shock-Jock DJ... And Food!), and thats just the tip of the iceberg! And the next cool thing is, its actually quite good - one might suggest something like a Comedy where Singles meets Spinal Tap meets Rocky Horror; or something.

The deal is, shitty band, hot bass chick (chick bass-players are ALWAYS hot) who becomes a vampire and starts eating people... And the band starts to suck less! The more of the band that becomes vampire, the more they suck less - However, they're being stalked by a one-eyed vampire-hunter (Malcom McDowell - Van Hellsing!), who is afraid of the dark!

The negatives are, the thing kind of ends rather suddenly - still worth a watch though and the cast is golden! Plus, it fills in 85 odd minutes of your life and isn't a complete waste of mental energy! :)

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